LFC Mid Term Review

The Teacher's Pet!

With the festive period over and past the halfway mark this season, I think it's only fair to take a look back at the season so far. I thought I'd make something more like a report. You know, like the ones from school that always got "lost" on the way home, only for the school secretary to "kindly" send one in the  post! 

So, without further ado, read below the mid-term report. In no particular order other than positional groups:

Simon Mignolet: A good start to the term including very important saves early on. Unfortunately his work has suffered just a wee bit with a couple of soft errors. Will do well if he doesn't get too sloppy with his work. Grade B-

Glen Johnson: Hasn't been at his best this season and performed very poorly against Chelsea in the last test. Needs to concentrate more in class and avoid day dreaming. Grade C

Jose Enrique: Poor attendance due to injury may give him the "Sicknote" tag among his peers. Not enough coursework to be marked. 

Kolo Toure: Started the term well but his level appears to have dropped a tad. Must avoid needless talking in class... To the press. Grade B-

Daniel Agger: A promising start, and very popular with his peers. A reliable deputy head boy and member of the class. Unfortunately poor attendance through injury has curbed his progress. Grade A-

Mamadou Sakho: A likeable lad. However, the early promise he showed when joining the class seems to have deserted him. Sloppy work and failing to follow instructions have blighted his efforts this term. Grade C

Aly Cissokho: Good potential but often seems to miss the point of lessons. Seems to wander away from the topic being taught. If he applies himself properly he'll do well. His peers remain unconvinced. Grade C+

Martin Skrtel: the lad has come on leaps and bounds since a shaky start to the term where he struggled to grasp some basic topics. Must be careful his enthusiasm doesn't get him into trouble with pupils from other classes. Grade B

Martin Kelly: Very promising pupil who is always keen to raise his hand to answer questions if asked. Must knuckle down and have more confidence if he's to reach the potential shown in the last school year. Grade B-

Jonathon Flanagan: A good term thus far from another of the younger members of the class. Enthusiastic and keen to participate in class activities. Good attitude. Grade B-

Steven Gerrard: Continues to excel as head boy and remains an example to his peers and younger pupils alike. Recent absence has spoiled an otherwise good term's work. His final graduation will leave a large void in the class. Grade A

Philippe Coutinho: An excellent understanding of topics covered in class. Could perhaps finish his work with more conviction, particularly in tests where marks matter most. Grade B+

Jordan Henderson: A likeable member of the class who has really improved both his theory and practical work. Potentially a future head boy. Must refrain from using obscenities when things don't go his way. Grade B+

Lucas Leiva: Performing to high expectations this term and is an able deputy to the head boy when called upon. Beginning to return to his previous high standards following a long absence through injury. Keep up the good work Lucas. Grade A-

Raheem Sterling: A very capable young lad who is now showing his potential following a drop in his own high standards at the end of the last school year. Is also paying more attention in class and willing to take on more responsibility. Grade B

Victor Moses: A bit of an enigma is young Victor. Displays lots of ability one lesson, then completely absent the next, even if present. Shows flashes of ability and is well thought of by his tutor. Complained of being overlooked in his last class. Grade C+

Joseph Allen: Joe, as his peers call him is a likeable lad. What he lacks in natural ability he makes up for in hard work. A tad on the small side for his age but copes well against the bigger lads in class. Progressing well after a difficult period. Grade B-

Luis Alberto: Struggling to cope with life in a new school but seems determined to succeed. Has a good theoretical ability but needs to work harder at practical tasks. Grade C

Iago Aspas: Similar to his compatriot Alberto but looks to be adapting slightly better. There have been rumours of his wanting to move to another class. If this happens, one can only wish him well. Grade C+

Daniel Sturridge: Has settled in very well after being removed from his previous class for sulking. Young Daniel cannot be faulted for his effort and is very popular in school. Especially for his love of robotic dancing. He has handed in some excellent pieces this term. Although absent sick, his return will be welcome by his peers. Grade A-

Luis Suarez: Coping excellently this term and his work has been absolutely top class. He is winning over the doubters in his class and in school overall. He is also willing to help the younger members of the class. Will fulfill his massive potential only when he stops feigning illness during tests when faced with one or two challenging questions. Grade A

Class tutor, Mr. Rodgers: Appears to have got an otherwise noisy, lazy and disenchanted bunch to pull their socks up and apply themselves as required. Having done well in his previous school he has shown in our class why he has been so highly regarded in his field all over the land and abroad. He certainly has an eye for talent and is coping well with being in the limelight. Despite a few shaky moments in front of the governing board - or "press" as they like to be called - early on. 

There you have it. My mid term report. I think I've been fair. Reds fans, will admit that Brendan Rodgers' men have been punching above their weight this term and lie in a creditable fourth place. I thought the team would be in "the mix" around this time, but sixth or possibly fifth would have been acceptable for me. However, the performances have more than justified the current position and, but for a bit of luck and a lack of the odd visually impaired referee, a firm spot in the top three would be fair. For me, Jordan Henderson, Lucas Leiva, and of late, Raheem Sterling have been the stand out performers. Not to mention of course Daniel Sturridge and the irrepressible Luis Suarez. Despite my disdain of the latter, you can't argue with his performances this season. Simply top drawer stuff. 

As usual I don't make predictions. However, I'd be satisfied with European qualification this season, be it the hallowed Champions League or the less glamorous Europa Cup. Both of these would represent a fine achievement from all at the club and without doubt an improvement on las season's seventh placed finish. Similarly, for this afternoon's FA Cup third round  tie against Oldham, I don't expect a repeat of last year's failing to Oldham, where Rodgers' men lost 3-2 at Boundary Park. If it does... Suspensions all round and a good lash with the headmaster's cane to add to it, never mind the letter home!

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